| wooahh.. long time no post.. yikes... >.<
well i came across something fun for the guys.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/60286784.html
This is the entry:
"I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
"
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| I'll be getting my HDTuner soon... Can you say Superbowl in HD? Hells yeah....
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| My family will be playing extras in a movie currently in production
staring Lindsey Lohan. What will they be? Pretty much their
everyday self.. my dad being a sushi chef, my sister waiting tables and
my mom screaming at the amigos to do work.
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| RIP - Johnny Carson..
You are the greatest comedian in late night TV. You will be missed.
On another note, a fire takes out conduits and relays in one of NYC
subway stations. As a result, the C line is no longer functional
for the next 5 years.
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| well, we have the "most depressing day of the year".
January 24th. 3 days till the countdown.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6847012/?GT1=6065
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